I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Yo’ Mama’s so Fat…
20 responses to “Yo’ Mama’s so Fat…”
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Yo mama’s so fat, you could have a threesome with her, and never meet the other guy.
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Probably because it costs so much to fill up a tank these days.
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…she jumped up into the air and got stuck?
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Your Mama’s so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the Waffle House.
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Your mama’s so fat after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch
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She sweats gravy
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Says more about the gas prices.
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In these inflationary times? Were you running from the cops?
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Yo mama’s so big that she could climb Mt. Everest like it was a stair
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Yo mama’s so fat, she has to use the garage door.
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Yo’ Mama’s so fat… she uses sheeps as tampons
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Yo mamas so fat her belt size is the equator
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She got Triabetes
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When she went to Taco Bell, EVERYONE crossed the border!
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Yo momma so fat, she entered a fat contest and finished first, second and third.
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….her senior picture was an aerial.
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Earth was flat until she got a job mining coal.
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That’s gonna cost ya these days
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I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!… Twice
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