free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Why do chicken coups have 2 doors ?

If they had 4, they would be chicken sedans.


7 responses to “Why do chicken coups have 2 doors ?”

  1. topspin9 Avatar
    topspin9

    More foul jokes.

    Why do ducks have tail feathers?

    To cover their butt quacks.

  2. allnameswereusedup Avatar
    allnameswereusedup

    One is the hentrance the other is the eggsit

  3. hsdad Avatar
    hsdad

    These are grouse.

  4. Waitsfornoone Avatar
    Waitsfornoone

    Please sparrow us these fowl jokes.

  5. All-I-See-Is-Ashes Avatar
    All-I-See-Is-Ashes

    Coup: violent, military overthrow of the government.
    Chicken coup ? Who is arming the chickens?

  6. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    Ruined the punchline – you gave it away by using “coup” in the set-up instead of “coop”

  7. Technical-Seaweed993 Avatar
    Technical-Seaweed993

    Ones a fryer escape

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