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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

10 responses to “Why did the rooster cross the road?”

  1. theservman Avatar

    He’s a cocky bastard.

  2. behold_the_man Avatar

    He wanted to get laid

  3. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    To get away from Colonel Sanders?

  4. Green-Dragon-14 Avatar

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiots House!

    Knock knock.

    Whose there?

    The chicken.

  5. JuryBorn Avatar

    What’s the difference between kinky and perverted. Using a few feather is kind of kinky. Using the entire chicken is kind of perverted.

  6. stanley604 Avatar

    Because he was stapled to a punk rocker.

  7. PetulantRhino Avatar

    Sad to say a rooster IS a chicken. So his whole life will be filled with disappointment.

  8. ndehchef Avatar

    He was playing a game of chicken with on rushing vehicles

  9. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    Did you mean why did he deliberately anger the road?

    Or were wondering why he hybridized the road?

    Or by “cross” did you simply mean “traverse”?

    (Next time please try to be more *specific.* Thanks)

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