Because science gives us skyscrapers and airplanes,
Religion combines them together.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Why can’t you combine religion and science?
28 responses to “Why can’t you combine religion and science?”
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I rate this joke 9/11
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Too bad this was taken from cursed comments, from disboicito420. Literally one post above this one in my feed.
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Don’t joke about 9/11, my Uncle died in it. He was the best pilot I knew.
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What about Scientology?
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I had to read the commits to get that this is a 9/11 joke r/woooosh
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This joke is just gonna crash and burn
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You forget, the first skyscraper was built by religious people trying to reach God, from Babel.
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Science will fly you to the Moon. Religion will fly you into a skyscraper.
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not sure if i should or should not laugh to this…
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HAHAHAH
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I rate it 9 / 11
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Here’s a better punchline:
Because science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers and religion gives us airplanes in skyscrapers.
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The scientific method is perhaps the ultimate religious discipline.
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Because science gives you questions you can’t answer (yet), and religion gives you answers you aren’t allowed to question.
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Now see, this one is funny. It doesn’t rely on stupid stereotypes or crudeness. It points out the fact religious ideology is squarely opposed to modern progress to the point where those morons blow themselves and hostages up because of trying to compensate for their ideological impotence and false sense of superiority
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Science flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
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One of my friends tried to do this as his yearbook quote in high school, “Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings”.
Yearback staff didn’t approve it if course, but he tried. Last thing I heard from he was going to jail for wire fraud and insider trading.
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nice
jokes aside science is literally a part of islam and im about to get downvoted to oblivion
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good one. almost made me forget the past 858572875 times ive seen it before
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For what it’s worth, Christianity gave us the Big Bang theory, genetics, and the scientific method itself. Based on the writings of Thomas Aquinas and the belief in Faith and Reason.
Protestantism and the concept of Faith alone (read: without reason) have scandalized Christianity and made religion look stupid.
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Because religion is fairy tales for adults.
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I just heard Fred Flintstone laughing at this.
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The moment I realised what this meant : ?………………………………………………???
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Because scientific reasoning is based on logic, religious reasoning is based on superstitious mythology.
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Because, it’s just too hard to be religious AND smart.
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Let us remember that most scientists are religious
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You should change “religion” to Islam to be a tad more accurate.
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That dark…
Take my upvote for the ages.
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