free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word…

…I’ll never forget that day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.

15 responses to “When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word…”

  1. ephmal Avatar

    If you like to make it sound like your swearing in French just say the French word for corn flakes in an angry tone of voice. flocons de maïs

  2. GidimXul Avatar

    My best friend throughout high school was first generation American. His parents were Mexican immigrants that spoke more Spanish than English at home. We practically lived at each others homes. When I took Spanish in college the instructor started the first day by asking what Spanish profanities we might know. I made her blush.

  3. Odie4 Avatar

    Je ne comprends pas cette blague!

  4. DSmith1717 Avatar

    What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where’s the Tylenol?

  5. c_dav99 Avatar

    It’s about. To go. Down

  6. kapn_morgan Avatar

    “Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!”

  7. Flemeron Avatar

    Happy Cake Day

  8. Punkhair2Nv__13 Avatar

    If you ever go to France remember this. Euf means egg and a hat is called a chapo, it’s like those French have a f’kin different word for everything!!!

  9. Punkhair2Nv__13 Avatar

    Parlez vous CACA?

  10. Trell3k Avatar


  11. groverjuicy Avatar

    Wir wollen meine wurst waschen!

  12. cute-mudkip Avatar

    i wish i could learn some french expressions

    but such is life

  13. Nachtwandler_FS Avatar

    Funny thing that it is the same in Russian.

  14. grandadsandlads Avatar

    The first dirty joke I learned was:

    Johnny was in French class and asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She says, “Yes, Oui Oui.” And he says, “No, poo poo.”

  15. TreatGlittering7469 Avatar

    Let it fly! Hahahahah

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