…I’ll never forget that day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word…
15 responses to “When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my French” after a swear word…”
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If you like to make it sound like your swearing in French just say the French word for corn flakes in an angry tone of voice. flocons de maïs
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My best friend throughout high school was first generation American. His parents were Mexican immigrants that spoke more Spanish than English at home. We practically lived at each others homes. When I took Spanish in college the instructor started the first day by asking what Spanish profanities we might know. I made her blush.
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Je ne comprends pas cette blague!
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What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where’s the Tylenol?
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It’s about. To go. Down
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“Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!”
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Happy Cake Day
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If you ever go to France remember this. Euf means egg and a hat is called a chapo, it’s like those French have a f’kin different word for everything!!!
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Parlez vous CACA?
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TABERNAK!
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Wir wollen meine wurst waschen!
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i wish i could learn some french expressions
but such is life
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Funny thing that it is the same in Russian.
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The first dirty joke I learned was:
Johnny was in French class and asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She says, “Yes, Oui Oui.” And he says, “No, poo poo.”
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Let it fly! Hahahahah
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