Also, I don’t want to be cremated.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
When I die, I want my remains spread at Disneyland.
9 responses to “When I die, I want my remains spread at Disneyland.”
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The pirates ride could use some more skeletons.
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Okay dude we will stuff your corpse full of explosives, put it on a big drone, fly it over Disneyland and explode your bio-hazardous ass all over children.
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This is actually a thing (ahem, with cremation). Disney deals with people trying to spread ashes in the parks or resorts more often than you know.
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Hey, I’ve seen this episode of The Boys!
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You wouldn’t be the first….
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Okay you’ll be dismembered painted Go Away Green and hidden throughout. There will be a game where if you find a limb you’ll win a substantial payout. Just sign right here ( it’s an nda for your protection, no you don’t need a lawyer)
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Ride the right ride and you may get your wish.
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You still have to pay full price
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Kingsman
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