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when does the liquor store open?

A man calls the owner of a liquor store one evening. What time do you open the store tomorrow morning? The owner answers – we open at nine, Sir, good bye.

A few hours later the same man calls again and asks the same question, only this time he is a bit tipsy. I already told you Sir – we open at nine, now stop calling me.

Then he calls again about four o’clock in the morning. This time he is totally wasted. Again he asked the same question. The owner, pretty angry by now, screams at him – you know when we open, and by the sound of your voice we won’t be letting you in to the store any time soon.

Who said I wanted in, says the man, I want to get out.

7 responses to “when does the liquor store open?”

  1. Slap_Duck_07 Avatar

    Two robbers are robbing a liquor store.

    One says to the other, “Is this whiskey?”

    The other replies, “Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”

  2. ES_FTrader Avatar

    I went to the liquor store today

    and I bought a bunch of bottles of wine. I’m getting ready to pay, and the cashier asked “you wanna box for those?”

    I looked at him and said “nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?”

  3. Waitsfornoone Avatar

    Wasted Days and Wasted Nights.

  4. tiMMy4190 Avatar

    10am Monday. Fuck you

  5. CrowLower9415 Avatar

    Ask the nearest homeless person?

  6. uglypaperhaver Avatar

    Should be asking when they close – not open. And finally the guy says “sir don’t even bother trying to make it – I wouldn’t even serve you in your condition” etc.

  7. ljv5 Avatar

    r/Tamilnadu r/Chennai Evano namma aaltaan pola

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