You dress your salad before you eat it.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
What’s the difference between your salad and your girlfriend?
33 responses to “What’s the difference between your salad and your girlfriend?”
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I can afford a salad.
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I’ve never been banned from a restaurant for eating my salad in front of other diners.
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I’ve put my dick in my salad.
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You can’t toss your salad’s girlfriend.
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I actually have a salad.
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“What’s the difference between your salad and your girlfriend?”
My *EPILEPTIC* girlfriend…
One is a Caesar’s salad, and the other makes seizure salad.
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It’s illegal to toss a girlfriend.
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I’d put dressing on my gf to eat her too
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Salad is wet.
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One’s a frigid vegetable, the other’s my salad. Hey-o!
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Three dudes didn’t share my salad last week.
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Nobody eats your salad.
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The salad doesn’t squeal when you toss it.
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I’m not eating your salad right now
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You toss your salad before eating it, and the girlfriend after
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I haven’t fucked your salad.
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At least one of them you can stomach ?
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Your wife doesn’t mind you eating your salad.
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you dont cook a salad
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Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
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One has a cucumber in it. The other one has two.
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There’s an obscure mythology joke here.
>Horus (or Isis herself in some versions) then deliberately spreads his semen on some lettuce, which was Set’s favourite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt.
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I have a salad.
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If a waiter tries to grind pepper on my girlfriend, she’ll kick his ass
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I can actually get a salad if i wanted to…
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You actually know how to eat your salad
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I have a salad in the fridge. my girlfriend is in the freezer since last week
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Also tossing a salad is easier
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The salad can’t toss itself
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I don’t mind if my salad comes to me already with a creamy dressing
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You don’t toss a girlfriend?
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It’s easier to toss a salad
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You toss a salad but scramble her eggs
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