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What’s the difference between a boring bird and an ancient dildo?

One’s a woodpecker and the other’s a wood pecker.


10 responses to “What’s the difference between a boring bird and an ancient dildo?”

  1. jmedjudo Avatar
    jmedjudo

    Never heard this one ??

  2. Casult Avatar
    Casult

    ITT: people who don’t know the difference between boring the adjective and boring the verb

  3. greedydita Avatar
    greedydita

    Technically the ancient dildo is also boring.

  4. captainofpizza Avatar
    captainofpizza

    Better punchline, “none, both are woodpeckers”

  5. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    Boring bird? A “ho-hum”-ming bird (aka – a ho-hummer)

    Ancient Dildo? A hoe-humper.

  6. kclongest Avatar
    kclongest

    Booooo

  7. red_carpet_magic Avatar
    red_carpet_magic

    So basically, one is woody wood pecker while the other is not?

  8. ChewyTender81 Avatar
    ChewyTender81

    Dumb! ?

  9. truholicx3 Avatar
    truholicx3

    Reminds me of that one Jack Ass bit

  10. Zlifbar Avatar
    Zlifbar

    One describes your mom, the other describes an ancient dildo

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