A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
5 responses to “What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?”
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A porcupine doesn’t charge $18/mo for heated seats
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Nobody’s ever badly keyed a porcupine.
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A mouse is walking through the African jungle when he hears a cry for help. Upon investigating the mouse discovers an elephant that has fallen into an animal trap.
“Help me!” pleads the elephant.
The mouse takes pity on the elephant. He leaves and comes back shorty driving his BMW. He backs it up to the pit. He then ties a rope to the rear and throws the other end to the elephant. The mouse then jumps into his BMW, revs the engine to 6000 rpm and drops the clutch. He succeeds in pulling the elephant out of the pit and both go on their way.
Several weeks later it is the elephant who is strolling through the jungle when he hears a cry for help. Upon investigating he finds the mouse trapped in an animal trap.
“Help me!” pleads the mouse.
The elephant tells him to sod off and turns to leave.
The mouse yells “Hey wait! Aren’t you the elephant I rescued weeks ago?”
The elephant realizes the mouse is correct and so decides to help him.
He walks up to the edge of the pit and uncurls his huge wiener into the bottom of the pit.
The mouse runs up the elephants wiener, thanks the elephant and both go on their way.
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.Which only goes to prove
If you have a big wiener you don’t need to drive a BMW!
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Damn you got me
And here I was thinking it would be —You can’t eat the BMW although theoretically it could come with occupants. Man I must be hungry for some porcupine chops!
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This is an old joke…in my day it was a corvette and a cactus
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