I’ll be Bach
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just open your fucking mouth ;p
What was Johann Sebastian Bach’s last words?
8 responses to “What was Johann Sebastian Bach’s last words?”
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Bach hurts
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Did you hear what Bach’s doing these days? Ready. ——————-Decomposing.
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Joke Rule #1 : For short jokes that are essentially vehicles for pun delivery, the set-up line must *never* contain any word or root form that is *also* found in the punchline’s wordplay.
Violation : “Bach’s = Bach
Solution : On his deathbed, having completed his “Brandenburg Concertos,” what were the great composer’s final words?”
“I’ll be Bach.”
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True story: At work yesterday when someone said “I’ll be back” I said “I’ll be Beethoven” got a few laughs but even more groans ?
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Oh fuck you! Take my upvote and get off the fuckin’ stage!
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Of course *now* he’s just de-composing…
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“Where were you?”
“I was Haydn, but now I’m Bach.”
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