The one from the General Manager telling him he’s been traded to the Mets.
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What is a Pirate’s favorite letter?
30 responses to “What is a Pirate’s favorite letter?”
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A letter of Marque
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I’m not even a sports fan and I still got a laugh lol.
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An original joke! Take my award!
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A NEW ONE!!
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Any other season the real joke would have been anyone being happy about being traded to the Mets.
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That’s like the one I break out for Talk Like A Pirate Day.
“Yeah, we knew this would be a rebuilding year, we’ve had some good stretches and we can at least be the spoilers for the second wild card maybe, but next year we’ll come back harder than ever.”
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Arrrrrrrrrgh, ya scurvy whelp, what be this skullduggery?!?
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I heard it as:
Q: What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?
A: “Dir sir or madam,
You have been found in violation of the The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998. Please cease and desist from…”
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I don’t get it, please help, I’m dumb. 🙁
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This is an A+ joke. Simple, and ACTUALLY funny.
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My first reaction was “Why would a modern sports athlete find out about this from a letter, and not a DM, or a email, or even a tweet?”
Then I thought about baseball and “Yeah, that makes sense…”
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Good shit! Goddamn the Pirates are awful.
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What’s a pirates favorite drink?
The Hi C’s.
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The common misconception is that a pirates favorite letter is “R”.
A pirates favorite letter is actually “P” because it’s an “R” with only one leg!
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Sad and delighted it’s not “Arr”. What an emotional rollercoaster.
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You’d think it would be R (arrr), but his true love be the C (sea). Works better out loud. lol
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F. For paying respects after they lose another season.
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It’s the P because without it they would be irate
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>open comments
>ctrl-f “it’s about”
>no results
wtf
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LFGM
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HA..
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I was gonna say “the one he got from his mom,” but that works, too. XD
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That’s it! I’m changing my user name!
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My brother-in-law’s favorite joke: “Ahhh you think it be the R but it be the C!”
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My favorite is:
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
**SOMEONE YELLS ARRRRRRR (R)**
You would think it would be -R- but actually it’s the c (sea)
Dad jokes lol
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Came here to rag on a potential repost, stayed for THE METS, BABY! WE LOVE THE METS! LET’S GO METS! CAN WE GETTA HOME RUN METS?!?!
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What’s a pirates favourite letter?
The one telling him Amber Heard owes him $8.3 million
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A Letter of MARRRRRRRque!
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Me going to a pirates game tomorrow…
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I don’t even follow hockey, but that’s a great new punch line.
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