A very pregnant woman walks into a bar with her girlfriends and orders a diet coke. “Did you know that childbirth isn’t nearly as painful as it is for a man to get kicked in the balls?” the bartender asks the woman. “What?” The woman exclaims. “How can you say that? You have no idea how much pain a woman endures during birth.” “Pure logic,” the bartender replies. “You never see a man deciding two years later to go out and get kicked in the balls again …”