free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands?

He became an army man.


12 responses to “What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands?”

  1. thaddeusgrog Avatar
    thaddeusgrog

    He is always on foot patrol.

  2. Clever_Sardonic_Name Avatar
    Clever_Sardonic_Name

    He went to the second hand store

  3. Turbulent_Band_2582 Avatar
    Turbulent_Band_2582

    Head & Shoulders

  4. Passing4human Avatar
    Passing4human

    He didn’t know, he was stumped.

  5. Ghaladh Avatar
    Ghaladh

    No faps periods are easier for him.

  6. clkmk3 Avatar
    clkmk3

    He doesn’t do much in the army though.

    He’s just there incase anyone needs back up.

  7. Azurehour Avatar
    Azurehour

    What happened to the army man that lost his body? He became a Legend

  8. FD4L Avatar
    FD4L

    He became the BJ man.

  9. -SARS-CoV-2 Avatar
    -SARS-CoV-2

    Lieutenant Dan?

  10. Puthagarus Avatar
    Puthagarus

    This one stumped me

  11. Weinatightspotboys Avatar
    Weinatightspotboys

    He lost his arms in the army and became a life guard. Then they just called him Bob.

  12. Remarkable-Youth-504 Avatar
    Remarkable-Youth-504

    r/dadjokes

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