Wedding cake
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What food makes woman’s sex drive go down?
35 responses to “What food makes woman’s sex drive go down?”
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Whatever food they serve at any restaurant that I take any girl to on a date.
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Huh, I must have had the wrong wedding cake.
In mine, the sex drive stayed the same but the temper went through the roof.
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What did they use to make the lizard’s wedding cake?
Crocodile tiers.
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Whatever my wife’s eating.
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The drive remains the same only the driver changes
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An Andean root vegetable called *mashua*. It’s been found to function as an antiandrogen in rats due to the presence of isothiocyanates, and anecdotally in humans that translates to it being an antiaphrodesiac (i.e., lowering libido). However, it’s still eaten in some indigenous cultures despite that effect and its bitter taste, so it counts as a food.
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I have a reason to believe it has the same effect on a man
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Fromunda cheese was a close second
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Don’t forget the stuffing
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Anything that upsets the stomach
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I do means “ I don’t do that anymore “
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Grilled cheese. Peanut butter and jelly. Mac n cheese and chicken nuggets. With all these kids around it def goes down.
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Honest answer and decent advice – that big steak dinner on Valentine’s Day (or really any super heavy meal on a romantic night). It’s a lot less fun having sex when you’re super full and have meat sweats. It’s not the worst idea to either eat light in preparation or just say screw it and have sex earlier in the day so you can go all in on a romantic dinner. No need to have a disappointing night.
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To everyone who’s wife stopped having sex with you after you got married:
Thats what you get for marrying a girl for her looks – she doesn’t care she just wanted your money.
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Three rings in a relationship. 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering
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r/boomerhumour
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Taco Bell
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The wedding cake isn’t the only thing that goes in the freezer
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My brothers are both getting married soon. I Lold hard. Should I say this joke in my speech?
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Not a joke. Is this r/facts ?
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Damn lesbian be doing some freaky shit on the weddin night.
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Usually what ever I make for dinner does it for my wife
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This exact post was made 6 years ago on this sub
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It’s an old joke but it checks out.
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F in the chat for the husband’s, you poor saps.
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In reality it is baby formula.
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A lot
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Your mom
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Starfish
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All food
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Wedding Cake
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This isn’t a joke, it’s science
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The way tell that joke is: On my wedding day my father came to me and said “ Son, you know what food kills a woman’s sex drive?” I said “no, what?” He said “wedding cake!” We laughed and he started crying now I am the one crying….
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Beef
In my experience
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My “potion” I made when I was 7
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