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What does Augustus Caesar and a straight stick used for measuring inches have in common?

They’re both imperial rulers


2 responses to “What does Augustus Caesar and a straight stick used for measuring inches have in common?”

  1. Big_Bri_Guzzi Avatar
    Big_Bri_Guzzi

    Give him an inch and he thinks he’s a ruler.

  2. heelspider Avatar
    heelspider

    The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire. Discuss.

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