free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?

Put me in coach.


8 responses to “What did the football player say to the flight attendant?”

  1. Independent-Way5465 Avatar
    Independent-Way5465

    You be the slot receiver and i’ll be quarterback

  2. Waitsfornoone Avatar
    Waitsfornoone

    “I’m ready to play, today!”

  3. mable1986 Avatar
    mable1986

    Let’s turn that tight end into a wide receiver.

  4. Specific_Tap7296 Avatar
    Specific_Tap7296

    “I play on the wing”

  5. urkldajrkl Avatar
    urkldajrkl

    I heard they call you “the mile high stadium”.

  6. ARobertNotABob Avatar
    ARobertNotABob

    Oh, right. *American* football. I had a soccer player in mind when I clicked.

  7. missiledefender Avatar
    missiledefender

    I think “travel agent” would work better than “flight attendant” here.

  8. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    What did the overly-nervous, sodomizer-wannabe athlete say to his sports instructor when frustrated by his own clumsy fumbling?

    “Put me in, coach.”

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