free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

What did 0 say to 8?

“Nice belt”

Edit: A surprising number of people don’t get it. [Hopefully this helps](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sl-_LftYJn8)


26 responses to “What did 0 say to 8?”

  1. palordrolap Avatar
    palordrolap

    What did the O say to the Q?

    “Good grief, put some pants on!”

  2. ShiawaseDisconnected Avatar
    ShiawaseDisconnected

    i had a guy in my high school spanish class who did not really care to be there, so did not do great. but he did not care, so he would just casually respond, “a D is just a B without its belt on”. i hope that dude is alright

  3. vichama2 Avatar
    vichama2

    That’s a good one

  4. TaliesinMerlin Avatar
    TaliesinMerlin

    “Nice stack.”

  5. NuggetFail Avatar
    NuggetFail

    I don’t get it someone tell me I’m dunb

  6. ifukinloveyou Avatar
    ifukinloveyou

    I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
    She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex Tonight!”

    I was shocked until her friend said, “she means 666-3629”

  7. schnklchlpfr Avatar
    schnklchlpfr

    0: “you’re an eight in my eyes”

    8: “k sure”. urinates.

  8. CronozDK Avatar
    CronozDK

    What did 0 say to 8?

    –> “Get a room, you two”?

  9. A_Mirabeau_702 Avatar
    A_Mirabeau_702

    “What’s your trick for staying positive?”

  10. orange-fruit-bad Avatar
    orange-fruit-bad

    “seven eight nine”

  11. Ecstasy_chains Avatar
    Ecstasy_chains

    Just the 2 of us?

  12. Grumpypantz Avatar
    Grumpypantz

    Doug Benson did it better

  13. showmiaface Avatar
    showmiaface

    Nice figure!

  14. TheRealDocktaFunk Avatar
    TheRealDocktaFunk

    “Nice belt, fuck face” -Doug Benson

  15. Tiiba Avatar
    Tiiba

    ~~7~~ said “thanks” and now wants to die.

  16. JeremyRalphael Avatar
    JeremyRalphael

    Damn Bobby Hill got body lowkey

  17. randoguy98 Avatar
    randoguy98

    Took me a quick moment .

  18. blissnabob Avatar
    blissnabob

    What did blissnabob say to OP?

    Old as fuck joke. Stop it.

  19. lostinrandomworld Avatar
    lostinrandomworld

    I will split you in half and assume your identity!!

  20. ShiawaseDisconnected Avatar
    ShiawaseDisconnected

    Just imo but add an article “the” before 0 and 8. It will then set the joke up as one about attractiveness instead of being purely mathematical/symbolic. Huehuehueeheu

  21. BurritoEndUser Avatar
    BurritoEndUser

    Why is all the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

  22. The_Last_Elite Avatar
    The_Last_Elite

    I’m dying of laughter ?

  23. sephrinx Avatar
    sephrinx

    I don’t get it and am hopelessly lost in the brief and even more confusing explanations as to what this is supposed to mean.

  24. Jakes_One Avatar
    Jakes_One

    I like turtles

  25. Wonderful_sky55 Avatar
    Wonderful_sky55

    I don’t understand at all, kms

  26. JuryBorn Avatar
    JuryBorn

    Then what did 0 say to 9. Nothing because 7 ate 9.

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