I’m offended
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
What are the magic words you say to get what you want?
30 responses to “What are the magic words you say to get what you want?”
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This joke seems rigged.
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Do you know who I am?
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I’m offended, now I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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I know what you did last summer
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I have a gun
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Here’s my credit card.
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I’m the fucking president.
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What is the magic word you say to get what you want?
sudo
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Gimme dat!!
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I’m sorry.
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Stand or deliver, and the devil he may take ye
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GIMME YA FACKIN MONEY!
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“I bet I can get you to clean my room with only two words.”
“only fans”
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This is really offending joke.
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“I’m gay”
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Where is the funny
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Of course you know who I am, Donald J. Trump leader of the made up reality and supreme defender of my own delusions.
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Well this sucks as a joke
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Unfunny.
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Good one trump supporter
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Stick em up
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Remember my last.
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Open up! Police!
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probably something in Enochian
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I’m surprised this is going down well. Most people on Reddit are the offended type.
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I want to speak to the manager
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Nothing. I just go get what I want because I’m an adult who doesn’t need to ask permission.
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I have incriminating evidence…..
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I was gonna say how much?
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This shouldn’t be here, but r/onguardforthee
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