free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Two nuns are sitting in their car one evening, stuck at traffic lights.

As the lights turn green, out of nowhere, a vampire appears in front of their car!

Sister Mary turns to the more experienced Sister Agnes and cries out “Sister! A manifestation of pure evil! What shall we do!?”

Sister Agnes, with all of her holy wisdom, stays calm and says “Sister Mary, I’m driving, you stick your head out of the window now and show him your cross, repel the foul beast!”

So Sister Mary winds down her window and screams “WILL YOU GET OUT OF OUR FUCKING WAY YOU MORON! CAN’T YOU SEE THE LIGHTS HAVE TURNED FUCKING GREEN!?”


6 responses to “Two nuns are sitting in their car one evening, stuck at traffic lights.”

  1. proychow1 Avatar
    proychow1

    Utter nunsense

  2. Waitsfornoone Avatar
    Waitsfornoone

    At which point Sister Agnes floors it and sends the fucker flying to Kingdom Come!

  3. RicRennersHair Avatar
    RicRennersHair

    These must be Irish nuns. Satan himself wouldn’t cross one of them.

  4. Uberpastamancer Avatar
    Uberpastamancer

    Fuck you motherfucker this is language one employs when one is fucking cross at vampires in the road

  5. Channel_46 Avatar
    Channel_46

    *You’re

  6. BillyBob547 Avatar
    BillyBob547

    Cute

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