free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

There’s this frog and he

… goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says… “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

5 responses to “There’s this frog and he”

  1. JustRyan23 Avatar

    Rolling on the ceiling, laughing

  2. Cripman7 Avatar

    My first time hearing this was Norm McDonald

  3. MeltingPluto009 Avatar

    Can someone explain?

  4. dbryar Avatar

    I thought the joke was supposed to start with a Frenchman entering the bank

  5. Built4thekill Avatar

    I didn’t see that coming ?

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