free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

There was a Mexican magician who was about to disappear on the count of three. He said “uno… dos-” and vanished.

He disappeared without a tres


5 responses to “There was a Mexican magician who was about to disappear on the count of three. He said “uno… dos-” and vanished.”

  1. GaryB2220 Avatar
    GaryB2220

    Vamandos

  2. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    “uno, dos, buckle mi zapatos…”

  3. TimTows Avatar
    TimTows

    A Hispanic magician, at the height of his show, announced that for his last trick he would disappear!

    The lights brightened on the stage revealing it to be completely empty. He stood dead center with his arms spread and said “Uno, Dos…” And he was gone!

    Disappearing without a tres.

  4. aeiou_are_vowels-123 Avatar
    aeiou_are_vowels-123

    I actually didn’t expect this to get so noticed

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