free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

theft is rampant in my city..

woke up this morning and somebody stole my bagel!!

guess it’s my fault tho, i should’ve put lox on it

2 responses to “theft is rampant in my city..”

  1. FirstLast37 Avatar

    i feel like someone must have made this joke before but it killed on my local nextdoor app so i’m leaving it here

  2. Destroyer_Of_World5 Avatar

    Im stealing this joke. (And your bagel)

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