woke up this morning and somebody stole my bagel!!
guess it’s my fault tho, i should’ve put lox on it
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
theft is rampant in my city..
2 responses to “theft is rampant in my city..”
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i feel like someone must have made this joke before but it killed on my local nextdoor app so i’m leaving it here
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Im stealing this joke. (And your bagel)
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