There once was a fly, hovering above a pond.

The fly was thinking “I’m awfully thirsty, I think I’ll go down to the pond and have a drink.”

What the fly didn’t know was that a fish was watching him thinking “That fly is looking awfully thirsty. When he comes down to get something to drink, I think I’ll pop up and have me something to eat.”

What the fish didn’t know was that a bear watching him thinking “When that fly comes down that fish is gonna come up. I’ll jump out, grab him and have something to eat.”

What the bear didn’t know was that a hunter was watching him thinking “When that fly comes down, that fish is gonna come up, the bear is gonna go for the fish, and I’m gonna shoot that bear and have a nice rug.”

What the hunter didn’t know was that a mouse was watching him thinking “When that fly comes down, the fish is gonna come up, the bear is gonna go for the fish, the hunter is gonna shoot the bear, and the recoil from his rifle is gonna knock that cheese sandwich out of his back pocket. I’m gonna run out and have something to eat.”

What the mouse didn’t know was that a cat was watching him thinking “When that fly comes down, the fish is gonna come up, the bear is gonna go for the fish, the hunter is gonna shoot the bear, the cheese sandwich is gonna come out, the mouse is gonna go for it. I’m gonna pounce on the mouse and have me something to eat.

SO, the fly goes down, the fish comes up, the bear goes for the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse runs for the cheese sandwich, the cat pounces, misses the mouse, and lands in the pond.

The moral of the story: >!When the Fly goes down, the Pussy gets wet.!<