free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.

During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.

Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful fart.

“Oh dear, one can only apologise!” Said the Queen.

The French Ambassador was shocked. “I thought it was the horse!”

2 responses to “The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.”

  1. 070420210854 Avatar

    Old but good one. Heard it in 1981, I was 10 and it was the South African President visiting the Queen.

  2. Belzeturtle Avatar

    If it were her, wouldn’t she use the royal we?

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