What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
just open your fucking mouth ;p
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
To put it short, the effects are devastating.
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I thought it was going to be the old “tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly” joke.
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