free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

The effects of marriage on sex.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.

3 responses to “The effects of marriage on sex.”

  1. ZaimoKazu Avatar

    To put it short, the effects are devastating.

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  3. hsvsunshyn Avatar

    I thought it was going to be the old “tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly” joke.

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