But she just choked the whole time.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
The doctor told me the only chance my wife in a coma had of coming to was by performing oral sex. I tried for 15 minutes…
30 responses to “The doctor told me the only chance my wife in a coma had of coming to was by performing oral sex. I tried for 15 minutes…”
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another ending I have heard to this joke…
“but then the doctor said Thanks for that, but on your wife, not me.”
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Weird, my wife’s not in a coma, but she tells me that oral sex is the only way she’s coming to as well.
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Norm Macdonald did this joke on Conan. RIP to that old chunk of coal.
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A man wakes up from a coma and the nurse says “you may not feel anything from the waist down” fair enough the man says, he the feels her tits
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The other way to spin this is something like,
“I sucked that doctors dick 7 times that day and she still didn’t wake up”
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She divorced me after waking up to me blowing the doctor.
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Norm did it better amigo
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But even after 15 minutes that doctor *still* hadn’t cummed!
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I dont get it
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This is legit! Just ask Jody and Karen
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I thought the punchline would be “but I couldn’t get him to come in my mouth”
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Did you come-a?
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?♂️
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Coming too
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I didn’t know you could even butcher this joke. Well done OP.
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Its a NORM MacDonald joke he told on Conan
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I guess that’s just modern medicine for ya.
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Alright meet me in the parking garage
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Norm joke
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Hey Norm!
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Told by the late, great Gilbert Gottfried
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What?
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If you want to go for the “ewww” factor, switch to “But I gagged on myself the whole time.”
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Anf don’t forget to eat your vegetables said the doctor
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Oof. Hahahaha! I feel like I shouldn’t be laughing but god damn
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so did she live lol
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Knowing how important it was I managed to get my dick in my mouth. She still didnt wake up but now I dont care.
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OP didn’t credit the source. Norm Macdonald told this joke on Conan.
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Norm told this on conan
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Or…a woman was in a coma and doctors told her husband that she was probably never going to wake up again. So the man asked the doctors if he could have sex with her one last time. The doctors figured they are a married couple, so why not, they gave their approval. Then one day, the man went into her room and closed the door. About 10 minutes later, she flatlined and all the alarms and alerts started going off, the woman had died. The doctors rushed in and asked the man what had happened. He said “She choked.”
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