just open your fucking mouth ;p
Respond with a comment and I will attempt to respond with a related dad joke.
Edit: Let me help you out. I’m not your real dad or an insult comic. Keep it simple. For example if you said… “onion” I might respond with…
You are my little onion! You have many layers but always make me cry.
Your dad went for milk, you pissed him off with your stupid jokes and didn’t return.
My job is literally to push buttons and take people’s money.
I like trains
I spent nearly all my money on candy corn.
My dad was a carpenter. Well, basically still is as he’s alive, but retired. Bring it.
I like chips
Asparagus is chocked full of Vitamin A. After I eat it, my pee smells funny.
Does this mean Vitamin A smells like funny pee?
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