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Teen drinking story

As a teen I stayed over a friend’s house one weekend. We thought we were far to young and clever to get caught raiding the liquor cabinet. I made a bit of a distraction asking for food while he opened the cabinet and grabbed the biggest bottle. We got snuck the bottle back to his room. We each had a couple pulls and were asking each other if we were feeling anything yet, when is dad walked in yelling. He grabbed the bottle and kept yelling, then midsentence he does a double take at the bottle and starts laughing uncontrollably. My friends mom came to investigate and he simply showed her the bottle and she started laughing too. We stole a bottle of nonalcoholic strawberry daiquiri mix.

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