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A scientist walks into an AA meeting. “I’ve just invented a cure for alcoholism! Take one of these pills and you’ll never be a problem drinker again!”
An attendee replies: “What happens if you take two?”
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks “Do you sell condoms for extremely large penises?”
“Yes we do,” said the pharmacist. “Do you need to buy some?” “No,” she replied, “but if you don’t mind I’m just going to wait here.”
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A police officer walks out on his front porch one winter morning
and finds out someone has written the word “CUCKOLD” with pee in front of his house. The officer is enraged, and he calls in a couple colleagues from forensics to find out who did it. A few days later, he gets a call from his friends, saying “We have found out two things about that […]
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A man walks up to his friend looking sad.
“Somebody stole my thesaurus!” He groans. “And my dictionary to boot!” His friend puts a reassuring hand on his shoulder and gives him a soft smile. “How sorrowful my dear companion that such a lamentable circumstance has befallen you. I will pray the perpetrator be swiftly apprehended!” He says.
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So a family walks into a talent agents office..
It’s a pretty dingy place, not a lot of lighting, but there is a small stage at the back of the room. The talent agent, already pretty tired from a long day, says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts.” The father says, “Please, just let us show you the act.” The talent agent says OK, […]