How do 5 gay men walk? – On Direction
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen’s domain. One, with a sign reading *It’s time to GO!,* spotted them and quickly approached. “Excuse me ma’am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause?” he half-shouted […]
Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar
bartender says, “I’m going to need to see some id”
A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are standing in front of an empty house. They all observe two people walk in, and three people walk out.
The biologist tries to explain the phenomenon by stating, “Well, they must have reproduced.” The physicist offers a different explanation; “There must have been an error in measurement.” Then, the mathematician says, “If one more person walks in, then the house will be empty again.”
This is my grandmother’s favorite joke, keep in mind she was born in 1935 and I think she’s been telling this one since the ’60s. Picture a lady telling this with a real Borscht Belt Yiddish accent: “An old gay couple are sitting on a park bench when a husband and wife walk by arguing…”
One man turns to the other and says: “You know, these mixed marriages, they never work out.” Happy Pride! Love, Grandma
A Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, and Korean all walk into a bar.
The Chinese, Japanese, and Taiwanese get in with ease. The Korean, however, does not.
Greetings. I am Buzz Aldrin the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
2 dingoes walk into a kindy.
One turns to the other and says “I saw this restaurant had 4 stars.”
Two men walk into a bar.
You figure one of them would have seen it.
A house walk into a bar