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An elderly Chinese man is on his deathbed. To his three sons he produces a small bundle of chopsticks… “My sons…” he murmurs, “these chopsticks…”
“I know, father!” says the eldest son. “These chopsticks are like your children, right?” The father shakes his head. “These chopsticks…” he tries again. “I know, father!” says the middle son. “When we are united, we are unbreakable, right?” He begins with flex the bundle and true enough they don’t break. “No! These chopsticks…!” “I […]
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The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival’s restaurant.
The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival’s famous clam chowder. The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn’t turn out the same. The owner sends him back. […]
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I’m such a big fan of the Royal Family, my four sons are named after kings.
Charles, Henry, George & Burger.
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My friend is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king.
**Henry** **George** **Charles** **Burger.**
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Four women are talking about their sons
4 women are sitting at a table and they start talking about their sons. The first lady says, “My son is doing awesome in life. He is a Bishop for the Catholic Church and when he walks into the room everybody stands up and says “Good morning your holiness””. Second lady says, “That is nothing! […]
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Four Catholic women are talking about their sons while having coffee together
The first woman says “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Father.’” The second says “My sons is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Grace.’” The third says “My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence.’” The […]
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A wife was cleaning their 12-year-old son’s bedroom. When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”