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I offered my elderly neighbour 20 bucks to give me a ride on her stair lift.
I think she’s gonna take me up on it..
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Why did the sophisticated canine aristocrat decline the opportunity to ride the resplendent, meticulously crafted golden tricycle?
It was not a matter of mere disdain for opulence, but rather a philosophical contemplation of existential significance, for the noble hound pondered: “Amidst the grandeur of such an extravagant conveyance, would my humble canine essence be diminished, lost within the gilded facade? Shall I forsake the simplicity and purity of the open road for […]
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Take it for a ride, honey…
Last year I bought my wife a new broom for Valentine’s Day. She was so mad she wouldn’t even take it for a ride!
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I was out for a quick ride when a large bird of prey dropped dead right in front of me, throwing me clear off my bicycle.
Shocked, confused, and a little banged up, I decided to take the dead raptor to a vet. Autopsy revealed it had suffered from a myocardial infarction likely caused by severe hypertension. As the vet put it, I’d fallen victim to an ill eagle arrest.
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Why did the Philosopher ride his bike in circles?
He was trying to reach a conclusion. (GPT4 wrote that joke)
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Whew, what a ride
Got on an elevator at a really tall highrise downtown. An elderly man got on at the fourth floor. About two floors up, I noticed this really acrid aroma. Familiar but odd. I couldn’t help myself and I said “Excuse me, I don’t mean to be rude, but did you fart?” He said “No… I […]
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