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Sometimes I want to have sex when my girlfriend is on her period…
So I will lay a towel on the bed, and then lay her on the towel. And then I will go have sex with one of her friends. -Dan Mintz from his album The Stranger
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How does a hillbilly dad know his daughter is having her period?
By the taste of blood on his son’s dick.
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My girlfriend says she is having the worst period ever.
I respond with “Are you sure you’re not ovary-acting?”
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