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What do blind people and the weekend have in common?
I overheard a kid saying this today when we crossed paths walking down the street but I wasn’t able to hear the punchline. Looking for any good answers as this is *really* bugging me till I find out.
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What kills people who sail through the Bermuda Triangle?
Heat exhaustion – it’s 180 degrees inside of a triangle.
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A biologist, a physicist, and a mathematician are standing in front of an empty house. They all observe two people walk in, and three people walk out.
The biologist tries to explain the phenomenon by stating, “Well, they must have reproduced.” The physicist offers a different explanation; “There must have been an error in measurement.” Then, the mathematician says, “If one more person walks in, then the house will be empty again.”
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I think the worst group of people is the Blacks
Sirius was the only good egg. The rest of them were wizard supremacists.
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