Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate. “God!” he cried, “rescue me from loneliness and despair! Send some company for Your sake!”
God replied “OK, I have just the thing. Keep you warm and relaxed all the days of your life. Never complains. Looks up to you in every way. It’ll cost you though”. “Sounds ideal” said Adam. “The society of the beasts of the field and the birds of the air palls after a while. What’s […]
i think i broke GOD. (Dark humor)
so last night i had another dream, this time god showed up and asked why chathulu is sitting in a corner of my mind crying he’s eyes out and i told god that last week when chathulu showed up to make me go insane i just giggled a little and told him how cute he […]
What if God appeared on Twitter
And said ‘It’s pronounced Jod’ Then went offline ?
God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it’s like…
For a guy to catch a cold….
If God was a woman…
Sperm would taste like chocolate!
How do you cook God?
You braise Allah
God walks into a bar!
One day God got bored and took a stroll and entered a bar. Then asked for a bottle of Tequila and chugs it down, bartender was shocked and said ‘oh my god, that was fast’. God says ‘i know my child’. Then God asks for a bottle of finest whiskey and again chugs it down, […]
God is real! He answered my prayers the other day!
I was in a tight spot financially, so I decided to go to church to pray for God to help me. I was praying for some money, and then I was given a bucket full of cash! Praise the lord!
Until recently, believers thought God created 9 planets
However, Pluto ? He didn’t planet.
God is against abortion
It’s the one way he *doesn’t* like to kill babies.