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[Blonde][NSFW] The blonde asked her gynecologist “Why do I finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?”
The amused doctor replied, “Those aren’t postage stamps, they’re the stickers that come on bananas”
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A patient who was about to undergo a blood test expressed her concern to the nurse, “I think you’ll have a tough time finding a vein in me.”
“Don’t fret,” replied the nurse, “We’ve dealt with more challenging situations. In fact, last year we had a girl who we had to poke six times in four different locations before obtaining a sample.” “I know,” said the patient, “That girl was me.”
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It’s tough finding journalists qualified to report on rhythm sections
They need to cover all the basses and can’t miss a beat. ​ I’m reposting this joke until somebody finds it funny beside me.
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Finding out someone you know got a promotion is like finding out your favorite porn star is pregnant.
you’ve seen them put a lot of sweat and tears to put in the long, hard time in to get where they are now. Can’t help but be happy for their success.
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Wife: “You keep on finding ways to avoid taking responsibility for your wrongdoing.”
Me: “I’m truly sorry that you feel this way.”
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I’m looking for jokes that you have to work out. My favourite is the one in the below, which was posted here by another user. Does anyone else have any similar ones that you have to think about before finding the funny?
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
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