In a hotel an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician
… are sleeping when a fire breaks out. The engineer wakes up, notices the fire, grabs the next fire extinguisher and starts spraying…. After what seems hours of heroic fighting the fire is gone and he goes to sleep again. But the fire breaks out again. The physicist wakes up, notices the fire, grabs the […]
An engineer, a doctor and a lawyer were taking their dogs for a walk. The engineer and doctor started arguing about whose dog was smarter.
The engineer said, “Newton, do your thing.” The engineer’s dog made a perpetual motion machine out of scraps from the Park. The engineer rewarded him with a cookie. That’s nothing said the Doctor…”Walter Reed, do your thing!” The dog found someone dying of a heart attack, did CPR, called the ambulance and save their life. […]
The Engineer and the Mathematician
An engineer and a mathematician were locked in a heated debate about who had superior knowledge. The mathematician boasted, “I grasp concepts you can’t even fathom, like some infinities are bigger than others! You engineers round pi to 3! What a joke!” The engineer retorted, “You mathematicians are so full of yourselves! When will I […]
how do we know God was a civil engineer when he designed the human body?
who else would put a sewage plant next to the amusement park?
The world famous ski mask creator was not just a cloth face protective engineer; some would say a true artist in his craft. One day, in a bolt of inspiration and genius, he made perhaps the most beautiful ski mask the world had ever seen.
It was stunning. Insanely beautiful. Mind boggling, even. He rushed home to show his wife, who he was surprised to find banging his cousin Eddie in their bed. So he says “Do you love me?” and she says “No, but that’s a real nice ski mask.”
A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.
2 people walk in and a while later, 3 people walk out. The biologist says: They must have reproduced. The engineer says: Our assumptions must have been wrong. The mathematician says: If someone walks into the house, it will be empty again. (Found this in a comment by Superkingoftacos on a YouTube short about negative […]
The Devil and the engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re assigned to hell.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements. […]
A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer are arrested and are to be executed by the electric chair
First, they strap the physicist and pull the lever and nothing happens. Thinking its a sign from God, the physicist is set free. Then, they strap in the mathematician and pull the lever and again, nothing happens. Thinking its a sign from God, they release the mathematician. Finally, they bring in the engineer and strap […]