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Dog training conference
At a dog training conference, a trainer boasts that he can train a dog to do anything. To illustrate this, he brings onto the stage a German Shepherd and claims that he’s taught it Morse code. One of the audience shouts out “Prove it!”. He gives the dog a nod, and it walks over to […]
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”
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The Zen of Hot Dog
Zen guy goes to a hot dog vendor, “make me one with everything” vendor makes him a hot dog with everything ZG hands him $5 bill vendor thanks him and looks to the next customer ZG says, “hey where’s my change?” vendor says, (get ready here it comes) “Change comes from within”