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The doctor said “I have good news and bad news…”
The good news is that your dick grew 3 inches. The bad new is it’s malignant
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A man goes to the Doctor
And he’s given bad news..”you are going to die” the Dr tells him> “that’s really cold, is there anything I can do?” He asked. The Doctor replies “Well, you could take 3-4 mud baths a day” “really? And that will help me?” The Dr says, “No, but it will get you used to the dirt” […]
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A doctor is going around doing house calls with his new postdoc assistant.
Before entering the first house, he tells him: “I’m sure you think you learned everything you needed to know about the job, but you’ll have to learn how to observe the patients and their habits if you want to diagnose them properly.” They go to the first patient, a bed-ridden woman. The doctor takes a […]
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A man visited his doctor, concerned about experiencing eye pain every time he indulged in a cup of coffee
“Doctor, every time I have my morning coffee, my right eye hurts. Is that supposed to happen?” The doctor responded, “Well, it’s certainly not a common side effect. But don’t worry, you can still enjoy your coffee. Just remember to remove the spoon before taking a sip.”
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Wife goes to her doctor for advice:
“My husband just want to have sex all day and all night, is there something that I can give him” “Yes, here is my phone number and address”
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I went to my doctor with some unusual symptoms…
The doctor said “I might have a diagnosis if you can answer me one question. Do you have synesthesia?” I replied, “No, but I can see what you’re saying.”