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The people who yell about “Protecting the Children” are also the ones who believe in “a Good Guy with a Gun.” Which you’d think would be great for protecting the kiddos…
Until you realise most of them aren’t allowed 300 feet from a school.
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The Pope said pets should not replace children in Italy
I guess he doesn’t like priests practicing beastiality
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A man from Baden, an Alsatian and a Swiss are talking about where the little children come from.
The Alsatian says: “The stork brings them here. There is a stork’s nest on almost every house roof. The man from Baden thinks again. “Here they do it in the hospital”. The Swiss is a little embarrassed. “I don’t know exactly, but it definitely varies from canton to canton”.
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Do you want to know why unvaccinated children don’t regret not taking vaccines?
Because they’re all dead.
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I interviewed a raging climate protester, that said, “I refuse to have children because of the state the world is in.”
I’m not convinced that he had the choice.
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When I tell people my parents have 15 children, they ask me if they are practicing Catholics.
At this point, I don’t think you call it practicing anymore.
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In the 1970s my dad had this rule: “Children should be seen and not heard”.
Yesterday my dad had a heart attack and I did not call for an ambulance. I just stood there in full view.