The people who yell about “Protecting the Children” are also the ones who believe in “a Good Guy with a Gun.” Which you’d think would be great for protecting the kiddos…
Until you realise most of them aren’t allowed 300 feet from a school.
My children are my light in the darkness
…that they caused.
The Pope said pets should not replace children in Italy
I guess he doesn’t like priests practicing beastiality
A man from Baden, an Alsatian and a Swiss are talking about where the little children come from.
The Alsatian says: “The stork brings them here. There is a stork’s nest on almost every house roof. The man from Baden thinks again. “Here they do it in the hospital”. The Swiss is a little embarrassed. “I don’t know exactly, but it definitely varies from canton to canton”.
Be nice to your children
They choose your nursing home
Do you want to know why unvaccinated children don’t regret not taking vaccines?
Because they’re all dead.
Batman steals children in the dead of night
He’s Robin them
I interviewed a raging climate protester, that said, “I refuse to have children because of the state the world is in.”
I’m not convinced that he had the choice.
When I tell people my parents have 15 children, they ask me if they are practicing Catholics.
At this point, I don’t think you call it practicing anymore.
In the 1970s my dad had this rule: “Children should be seen and not heard”.
Yesterday my dad had a heart attack and I did not call for an ambulance. I just stood there in full view.