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A blonde goes to the gynecologist
Dr says you have a yeast infection you have to stop drinking so much beer. she says well I can’t go back to whiskey.. or I will wind up back in here. Dr says what why. because every time I drink it I wake up in a strangers bed and my pussy hurts.
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The intelligent blonde
A blonde enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest blonde in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the blonde over and asks, “Which do you want?” The […]
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Blonde Inventor.
Blonde:1: I have invented a parachute that gets you down faster and it opens 3 foot from the ground. Blond:2: But what happens if it doesn’t open? Blonde:1: Doh, anyone can jump 3 feet.
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“Hey, Ryo, it’s been a while! How have you been? Wow, you’ve really changed your look. I’m surprised you dyed your hair blonde! And it looks like you’ve grown taller too, haven’t you?”
“Huh? But I’m not Ryo…” “What!? Your name changed too?”
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A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead…
get caught committing a crime together. They start running away from the police and find themselves in a dark alley, behind a restaurant, with garbage cans and bags. The Brunette says, “Look! There’s three huge potato sacks along the wall! Let’s hide in there!” So each of them get into their sacks and lay completely […]
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An attractive blonde was failing math class…
She approached the professor, distraught, and asked if she could speak with him. He, of course, was eager to assist. She then sat down, and started to explain … ‘Professor, when I was 8, my appendix burst and they had to take it out. I then wrecked my bike and they had to put a […]
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[Blonde][NSFW] The blonde asked her gynecologist “Why do I finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?”
The amused doctor replied, “Those aren’t postage stamps, they’re the stickers that come on bananas”
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