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Tag: bar

  • Guy is sitting at the bar.

    He keeps looking at his watch. Other Guy comes and says “Hey, why you drinking if you gotta be somewhere?” He says “No. I don’t have to be anywhere.” “Nice watch is it new?” “Yeah got it today.” “Where did you get it?” “My wife got it for me.” “So you really like it huh?” […]

  • A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender responds, “We don’t server bears beer in this bar.” The bear rears back a little and growls, “I don’t care. I’m a bear and I want a beer.” The bartender calmly replies, “I’m sorry, but as I said, we don’t server bears beer […]

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene walks into a bar

    Bartender’s like “Why the long face?”

  • A panda walks into a bar.

    The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?” The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.” “So what would you like to eat?” “I’ll just take the fries.” The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will your payment be cash or card?” The panda calmly replies, “Oh, […]

  • A guy walks into a bar and asks the guy across from him why his hands were all over his face:

    The guy across replies: “Because I am a clock you drunk fuck.”

  • A man decided to go on a trip to a bar a couple towns down the road

    A man named Don entered a western style bar and ordered a drink. Trying to make conversation, he asked the bartender, “What are your customs and traditions in this town?” The bartender responded, each night you must light a candle and put it in your window. This is very important. Don was confused, but he […]

  • A man walked into a bar and order a drink for himself and the empty seat next to him.

    The bartender, perplexed as to why the man would order a drink for an empty chair, made two drinks for the man and the empty chair. This seemed to happen every time the man entered the bar. He would order a drink for himself and an empty chair next to him. Finally, curiosity overtook the […]

  • The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar….

    It was tense.

  • 2 condoms are walking pass a gay bar…

    one suggested they should go in and get shitfaced…

  • An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker club bar

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that […]