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My girlfriend gave me a blow job for the first time in ages. Naturally, I asked her how that came about.
She said, “I’m suffering from a blocked nose.”
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It being Pride Month, Silvio Berlusconi was asked how he sees lesbian relationships
Full colour, 1080 pixels on a 60 inch screen was the wrong answer.
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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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I asked my son what his friends got him for his birthday
“I didn’t get anything cool”, he said, visibly upset. “I really wanted a new soccer ball.” “Really?” I was starting to get a bit upset. “They must be bad friends.” I walked over to him to console him, but I noticed that there was a present hidden underneath the table where he was sitting at. […]
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The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild:
The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild: Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be […]
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Today a woman knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave her a glass of water. I love supporting the comminity.