free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying naked and spread eagle atop a skyscraper

He thinks to himself “I can fly over there, have super sonic fast sex with her, and fly away before she even notices…”

He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.

Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, “What the hell was that???”

The Invisible Man replies, “I have no idea but my ass hurts like hell!”


5 responses to “Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying naked and spread eagle atop a skyscraper”

  1. AlignedMonkey Avatar
    AlignedMonkey

    Underrated movie imo

  2. corporalcrocodile Avatar
    corporalcrocodile

    That’s the tragedy.

  3. GimmeThatPoopyBussu Avatar
    GimmeThatPoopyBussu

    Ok I didn’t know this was from a movie nor have I seen the movie my dad told me this joke when I was like 12 and it just popped into my head sorry for plagiarizing

  4. rarestakesando Avatar
    rarestakesando

    Wam bam thank you mam was the best line of this joke and you omitted it

  5. kotarosaranoska Avatar
    kotarosaranoska

    I haven’t read that joke since 2002. It was funny then, and is funny now.

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