Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
25 responses to “Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.”
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…And the Bible stated in the book of genesis that God gave man dominion over all the animals…. and cats didn’t listen to God either. *knocks your cup off the counter*
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I own one and have been considering selling him for one of those cats that looks like a mini tiger. Any takers? Its house broken and speaks in tounges.
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Wow, I actually remember the comment section that you turned into this joke.
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Hmmm. I don’t know. About half the world’s Christians are Cat-holics.
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But Atheists are less prone than Christians to become Catoholics.
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Studies claim that Christians are more likely to own dogs than atheists. The study data do not line up with the conclusions, however.
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>owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously
Unless you own lions. Shees…
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Yup… I had a Christian once… worst pet ever!!!
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Jokes on us because cats own everyone
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Nah, it’s because cats would get jealous of their owners worshipping someone else.
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It’s low, but the odds of an atheist owning a Christian are never zero
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Richard Dawkins would beg to differ.
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> Because owning Christians isn’t legal
Pretty sure Putin owns Mitch McConnell…
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Superstitious people are superstitious.
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I mean, that makes sense.
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.
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It is in their book!
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I, uh, I don’t get it.
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yeah you got me on that one
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I thought the punchline was going to be more along the lines of “because Christians are more likely to own gods”
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I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS THE ROMAN EMPIRE, LAND OF THE FREE AND… oh wait!
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What about the Pope?
He’s a cataholic.
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Owning atheists isn’t legal either, but that didn’t stop some Christians.
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What about Muslins and Jews?
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It’s because cats are fucking Satanic so they don’t believe there’s anything good in the world
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So, atheists get more pussy than Christians?
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