My best friend said he’d beat anyone in a staring contest
Me: Anyone?
My friend: Anyone!
Me: Can you beat my pet in one?
My friend: Absolutely.
Me: Do it
My friend: Alright
No one tell him but I have a pet goldfish
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Staring contest
One response to “Staring contest”
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Did your friend actually beat your pet? Is your pet still alive? Why would you let him beat your pet?
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