free joke here ;p

just open your fucking mouth ;p

So there’s this duck, trying to sell drugs to this horse

The duck hold out his wing and says: “Quack?” The horse shakes his head and says: “Neigh!”


3 responses to “So there’s this duck, trying to sell drugs to this horse”

  1. IndyPoker979 Avatar
    IndyPoker979

    Meanwhile the chicken clucks both of them over by snitching to a pig.

  2. LoneKharnivore Avatar
    LoneKharnivore

    How sweet.

  3. uglypaperhaver Avatar
    uglypaperhaver

    The stallion asks, “Looking for some horse?”

    Duck says “I mare/may not be,,,”

    So the big guy demands, “Eider you is or you ain’t. What’s wrong – you getting colt feet?”

    Duck is getting in a fowl mood : “Just wait teal I’m ready… Okay, I guess I’m down for some…”

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