Skiing is amazing, you have something for everyone! For the conservatives, it’s all white. For the gays, you have rear entry. For the potheads, you have bowls. For the Mexicans, you have no ICE. For the lesbians, you have straps. For the pedophiles you have grooming. For the tough in crime, you have the chair. For cokeheads you got the powder. For the Germans, you have the poles.