It didn’t work at all. Came home after the procedure and my son was still there
free joke here ;p
just open your fucking mouth ;p
Recently got a Vasectomy because I did not wish to have children
50 responses to “Recently got a Vasectomy because I did not wish to have children”
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My wife and I want 2 kids. This is causing many issues because we have 4!
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I told my doctor I wanted to get a vasectomy.
He said “well now, that’s a big decision. Have you talked about this with your family?”
I said “yeah, and they’re in favor 14-3.”
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Mine didn’t work either my wife had two kids after I got mine.
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Funny joke……but jokes aside….it was the best thing I ever did. Takes 5 minutes. Didn’t hurt when it’s done. A bit ‘tender’ for a few days after. For people who take the term ‘shooting blanks’ literally….. the sperm is a tiny part of the ejaculation, so, to the eye nothing changes. Why have I said this here? I guarantee there will be readers who didn’t know what I have just said. There’s always a place for education ?
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Male and female sterilization are *not at all* identical.
(in fact, there’s a vas deferens!)
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Like the South Park episode where Cartman’s mom got fed up with him and sought a 30th-trimester abortion
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Got myself a vasectomy because I didn’t want kids.
Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby.
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Wow this is a first for me since I’ve been on reddit.
Someone reposted one of the comments from the same joke that was posted earlier…
Enjoy your karma ig.
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My vasectomy didn’t prevent kids. It just changed the color of the new ones.
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If you didn’t want kids you should have been born with my face.
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Having a vasectomy doesn’t stop you from having kids. It just changes the colour of them.
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What do you call a man with a vasectomy?
Just juice!
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True but funny story about getting a vasectomy. I got one and the next day found out I was going to be a father again.
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This was literally the top reply to the other vasectomy joke.
Low effort. Booooo
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The version I heard was
I got a vasectomy because I didn’t want to have anymore kids but the doctor must if done something wrong because all it did was change the color of my kids
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I’m sorry but I’ve seen this joke as a post and in comments at least 5 times in the last couple of days. Get new material please.
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My wife and I decided that we don’t want to have kids.
We are on our way to tell them now, let’s see how they react. -
Update: My son is still annoying as ever he keeps asking me for a “book mark”
Can’t believe he’s 13 years old and still doesn’t know my name is Jackson
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He needed the milk special
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just go buy cigarettes
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When I decided I don’t want children I got home and told them to get the fuck out.
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Good one!
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Feels bad man
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Ha… Snip snap snip snap!
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Just have a *really* late abortion
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Maybe the boy isn’t yours ?
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Maybe after the follow-up appointment, to check whether it worked.
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I almost thought, for a split second that it was a repost
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This was literally just posted and you changed the format slightly
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I had a vasectomy. Expected big changes, but there is no vas deferens.
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My husband and I decided not to have children. We’ll be telling them when they get home from school.
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We have two children Nine and Fourteen, strange names but we love them anyway
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Easy solution, pop up to the store for some milk and you generally never see them again.
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“I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine I don’t need one.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Did you also read that comment?
Because I was going to post that joke, before you beat me to it.
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“Son, you’re adopted”. Son says ” who are my parent’s”. Dad says ” i don’t know, they’re on the way to pick you up”.
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Mine didn’t work either. My wife got pregnant again only this time the baby looked totally different than the rest.
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Wait, are vasectomies still legal?
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Relevant https://youtu.be/2YwC4Vsm5h0
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Enjoy!!
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I had mine scheduled after my son was born and my ex wife went to the gynecologist (first one after giving birth) and she was already pregnant again.
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You need a post-natal abortion.
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My wife and I don’t want kids. We’re telling them over dinner tonight.
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I don’t understand how my wife still got pregnant
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Zero stars.
Do not recommend. -
Dad jokes
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I heard you could abandon your kids………they didn’t tell me they would find their way back.
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Maybe you should have checked your privileges.
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Since the repeal of Roe V Wade, vasectomies aren’t working anymore, either.
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